Alternative News Thread

[allstar786]

Well we have a section for Halat e Hazra, for the serious news, i thought y not have a thread for Alternative/Weird news stories..something that you come across that makes you laugh!

Post any Alternative news stories here!!

[allstar786]

A 27-year-old man is selling his imaginary friend on eBay -- because he has grown out of him.



He has received 14 bids already.

The sales pitch reads: 'My imaginary friend Jon Malipieman is getting to old for me now. I am now 27 and I feel I am growing out of him. 'He is very friendly. Along with him, I will send you what he likes and dislikes, his favourite things to do and his personal self portrait.'

Seller thewildandcrazyoli, from Newport, has received questions including does he mind smokers?

Answer: 'No he does not mind them. But he does not like people smoking right next to him that much. He likes bonfire smoke though.'

And is he single?

Answer: 'Yes he is single at the moment. He used to be a bit of a player (well, a lot of one) but he has out grown that phase and is looking to settle down in a nice relationship.'

A picture of him is posted along with the sales blurb.

The highest bid currently stands at £3.20 with two days left till the auction ends. Postage is free.

Mr Malipieman was not available for comment.

He is thought to be considering his options.

[Aimze]

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in county jail Friday for violating her probation, putting the brakes on the hotel heiress's famous high life.

Hilton, who parlayed her name and relentless partying into worldwide notoriety, must go to jail by June 5.

She will not be allowed any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled after a hearing.

The judge, saying "there's no doubt she knew her license had been suspended," ruled that she was in violation of the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

"I'm very sorry, and from now on I'm going to pay complete attention to everything. I'm sorry, and I did not do it on purpose at all," she told the judge before he announced the sentence.

She was then ordered to report to a women's jail in suburban Lynwood by the set date or face 90 days behind bars. The judge's ruling excluded her from paying to serve time in a jail of her choice, as some violators are allowed to do.

As a city prosecutor said during closing arguments that Hilton deserved jail time, Hilton's mother, Kathy, laughed. When the judge ruled, Kathy Hilton then blurted out: "May I have your autograph?"

http://www.meredopaise.com/forumdisp...e=3&order=desc


There are no words to express the glee I am feeling.

[Prince of Pakistan]

ab ayega maza

credit goes to Allstar bibi

[allstar786]

ye cummon Aimze..alternative news!!! we all knw about the Paris Hilton tragedy!!

[Sahil]

found this hilarious;...

LONDON (Reuters) - A British man who went on a wild spending spree after doctors said he only had a short time to live wants compensation because the diagnosis was wrong and he is now healthy -- but broke.

John Brandrick, 62, was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer two years ago and told that he would probably die within a year.

He quit his job, sold or gave away nearly all his possessions, stopped paying his mortgage and spent his savings dining out and going on holiday.

Brandrick was left with little more than the black suit, white shirt and red tie that he had planned to be buried in when it emerged a year later that his suspected "tumor" was no more than a non-life threatening inflammation of the pancreas.

"When they tell you you've got a limited time and everything, you do enjoy life," Brandrick, from Cornwall in the west of England, told Sky television.

"I'm really pleased that I've got a second chance in life... but if you haven't got no money after all this, which is my fault -- I spent it all -- they should pay something back."

If he can't get compensation, he is considering selling his house or suing the hospital that diagnosed him. The hospital has said that while it sympathizes with Brandrick, a review of his case showed no different diagnosis would have been made.

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddly...27013220070507

[ZexyZahid]

That's pretty bad for that guy.

[Waqar786]

LMFAO preeto.... that imaginary guys tsory si funny

[Sweetbunny]

heheh nice thread!

[abssba]

This is nice

[allstar786]

Originally Posted by Sahil

found this hilarious;...

LONDON (Reuters) - A British man who went on a wild spending spree after doctors said he only had a short time to live wants compensation because the diagnosis was wrong and he is now healthy -- but broke.

John Brandrick, 62, was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer two years ago and told that he would probably die within a year.

He quit his job, sold or gave away nearly all his possessions, stopped paying his mortgage and spent his savings dining out and going on holiday.

Brandrick was left with little more than the black suit, white shirt and red tie that he had planned to be buried in when it emerged a year later that his suspected "tumor" was no more than a non-life threatening inflammation of the pancreas.

"When they tell you you've got a limited time and everything, you do enjoy life," Brandrick, from Cornwall in the west of England, told Sky television.

"I'm really pleased that I've got a second chance in life... but if you haven't got no money after all this, which is my fault -- I spent it all -- they should pay something back."

If he can't get compensation, he is considering selling his house or suing the hospital that diagnosed him. The hospital has said that while it sympathizes with Brandrick, a review of his case showed no different diagnosis would have been made.

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddly...27013220070507

mwahahaha! daft guy!!!

Originally Posted by abssba

This is nice

it is haina..its nice n light..good way to end the week!! hehe!

[Sahil]

This gets better..... Oh' Brother!

PATNA, India (Reuters) - Villagers at a wedding in eastern India decided the groom had arrived too drunk to get married, and so the bride married the groom's more sober brother instead, police said Monday.

"The groom was drunk and had reportedly misbehaved with guests when the bride's family and local villagers chased him away," Madho Singh, a senior police officer told Reuters after Sunday's marriage in a village in Bihar state's Arwal district.

The younger brother readily agreed to take the groom's place beside the teenage bride at her family's invitation, witnesses said.

"The groom apologized for his behavior, but has been crying that word will spread and he will never get a bride again," Singh said by phone

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[allstar786]

Originally Posted by Sahil

This gets better..... Oh' Brother!

PATNA, India (Reuters) - Villagers at a wedding in eastern India decided the groom had arrived too drunk to get married, and so the bride married the groom's more sober brother instead, police said Monday.

"The groom was drunk and had reportedly misbehaved with guests when the bride's family and local villagers chased him away," Madho Singh, a senior police officer told Reuters after Sunday's marriage in a village in Bihar state's Arwal district.

The younger brother readily agreed to take the groom's place beside the teenage bride at her family's invitation, witnesses said.

"The groom apologized for his behavior, but has been crying that word will spread and he will never get a bride again," Singh said by phone

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oh my god! haha dats funny!

[Sweetbunny]

indians!

[allstar786]

i found a good one

Hair today, gone tomorrow
Long-haired women in Myanmar have more than pickpockets (and living under a brutally repressive regime) to worry about – thieves are also after their locks.

They have fallen foul of surreptitious snippers who steal their hair to sell as extensions.

One woman said: 'My long hair was cut while I was on my way back from the office. I found out only when I got back home.'

Many women in the former Burma have waist- or knee-length hair, making it easy for thieves to take a snip.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...8&in_page_id=2

watch ur hair girlies!