
02-07-2010, 11:27 PM
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The King
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A complete guide on how to become The Man
Are you a man? Maybe or maybe not. Well, let me just clarify that being a male and above 20 years of age does not make you The Man. The Man is someone who is alpha, who carries himself with respect and does what he feels is right. Being a trendy homo who follows the latest fashion whims just to fit in is not considered The Man. If you pluck your eyebrows and wear capri pants to look pretty for the girls is not The Man. Fornicating with countless women does not make you The Man. The Man doesn't hang around girls all day just to prove to others that he is a heterosexual. Picking on someone who is clearly weaker than you certainly makes you a homo. If you cry about your problems to others than you are not The Man. Let me tell you something, boys, there are only types of people who'll listen to your problems: Enemies and Losers.
An enemy would happily listen to your problems because he wants to know your pain. He wants to know you're suffering, it makes him happy. A loser would listen to your problems because he wants to compare your problems with his problem so he can feel good about himself. He wants to know he isnt the only one going through rough patch, it makes him happy! So a word of advice, don't ever share your problems with anyone. You should try to solve your problems on your own, and you may seek help from external sources but without letting them being aware of the issues you're facing.
Now what is an apperance of The Man. The Man doesn't care if his shirt is out of fashion or his sneakers are out dated. The Man doesn't put a gooey disgusting bottle of gel on his head to make stupid hair styles. The Man is always clean and presentable. The Man is not fat. Let me tell you something, only one kind of people look good when they're fat: babies. Being fat is a sign of laziness, weakness and it makes you slow in practically everything you pursue. Now unless you have a legitimate health issue (underactive thyroid) you can not justify being fat. The Man keeps his body lean, his language clean & his anger unseen (of course well directed anger). The Man doesnt clean shave, he keeps a beard. The only two people i see walking around beardless are boys and women. So unless you want to be a weak woman or a prepubescent boy i suggest you grow some hair on your face.
This is just a general outline, of course more updates will be posted in the coming days. I don't know about you but i see awful a lot of BOYS walking around. I am here to turn you into a real man, like myself. Stay tune for more updates.
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