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Learn Form Logic.
Lesson No. 1 I'm nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I'm perfect.
Lesson No. 2 If I save time, when do I get it back?
Lesson No. 3 Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
Lesson No. 4 War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's Left.
Lesson No. 5 Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk.
Lesson No. 6 A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station... What more can I say.
Lesson No. 7 If it's true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are the others here for?
Lesson No. 8 The Best of Proverbs:
Should women have children after 35?
No, 35 children are enough
Lesson No. 9 Living on Earth may be expensive... but it includes an annual free
trip around the Sun..
Lesson No. 10 Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep!
Lesson No. 11 ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY! So what? Who's in a hurry?
Lesson No. 12 Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop.
Lesson No. 13 A good discussion is like a miniskirt; Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject
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