09-13-2008, 03:27 AM
an i read it
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:�
Men Are Just Happier
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.�You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this�one is just too icky.
You don ' t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you ' re talking to them.
New shoes don ' t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.�
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes�are more than enough.
You almost never have strap�problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in�your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
�You only have to shave your face and neck.�
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear�shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can ' do ' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have�freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.�
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives�on December24 in 25 minutes.�
No wonder men are happier.�